"So I'm walking to work this morning through the park, like I always do, but today was a bit different... A beautiful woman on a bicycle rode up next to me and got off the bike. She stripped naked and put her clothes in a pile next to the bike, then looked right at me and said 'You can have anything you want...'"
One of his coworkers asks "So what did you do?"
He replies, "I took the bike."
The coworker says "Yeah, you made the right choice.. Her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."
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