An engineer dies and reaches hell.

It's way too hot there. The engineer finds out the A.C is not rightly installed and fixes it. There are televisions but none are working. The engineer soon finds out what's wrong with the cable receiver and fixes it too. He fixes the electricity circuit and it's no longer dark. He also gets wifi configured on everyone's phone. Very next day, the word reaches Heaven that the inhabitants of Hell are having a much pleasant life than them. God calls Satan and Satan tells what the engineer did to their place.

God was furious and said, "Well, an engineer was supposed to arrive here yesterday but he hasn't. It seems that he was sent there by mistake. I want you to send him over."

Satan replied,"No way, I'm not going to send someone that valuable."

God: "Well, then I'm going to sue you"

Satan laughs hysterically and says, "Do you really think I'm gonna believe that you have a lawyer out there ?"

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