This woman stumbled upon something called "magic underwear"...

... She asked the manager, "What's magic about them?"

The man replied, "Well, if you wear it, you won't get pregnant!"

The woman bought the underwear but came back a few weeks later.

"You said that I won't get pregnant! It doesn't even work!" The woman lashed out at the manager.

The manager said to her, "Of course it does, miss."

"Then explain to me why I'm pregnant."

The manager simply replied, "Did you take it off?"

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