An engineer dies and is arriving at the Pearly Gates. He comes up to Peter and Peter looks in his book but can't find the engineer's name. Peter said to the engineer "Unfortunately, since I can't find your name in the book, you'll have to go to hell." The engineer goes on his way without any protest.
A few weeks later, Peter is looking through his book and he finds the engineers name. He calls down to Satan, panicked, to try and correct his wrong and bring the engineer home. After explaining the situation, Satan promptly tells Peter that they're keeping the engineer. Peter is flabbergasted and demands to know why they won't let the engineer go. Satan responds that since the engineer has been there, he installed a new aqueduct system that made hell quite a bit more pleasant and he had a few more plans ready to really improve the place. Peter demands that they let the engineer go, but Satan refuses. In a last-ditch effort to save the engineer's soul, Peter yells in desperation "then we're just going to sue you!" To which Satan replies "Yeah? Where are you gonna get a lawyer?"
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