The have nothing but cans of beans.
The engineer says, let's build a contraption that will drop a rock on the can at an angle that will open the can. The actuary says that the beans will spill everywhere.
The physicist says, let's build a fire, heat up the cans of beans so that they expand. The actuary says, the cans will explode and we won't be able to collect them.
The actuary goes, why don't we just assume we have a can opener.
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