An employee at a factory in a poor country had been doing the same thing for 20 years. The factory produced vaccum cleaners and all the time he had been punching holes into a specific part of the vaccum cleaners. One day he thinks one of those vacuum would be a perfect birthday present for his wife but he can't afford to buy one of them. So in the months before his wifes brithday, every day he steals one of the vacuum cleaner parts from work. Once he had stolen them all he tried to assemble them but no matter how much he tried every time he assembled them all he got was a fully functional AK-47.
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