A young emo teen is in his rooms. The father comes in, "How's it going, son? Feeling better yet?" the father asks. "Go away, dad.." the son say. The father pauses for a second and speaks up, "hey, you just got out of the hospital. I just want to check in." The son, feeling annoyed and angry fires back, "Oh my god, dad! Why couldn't you just let those pills I swallowed kill me??" The father takes a look at his son and says, "you can't overdose on vitamins, dumbass!"
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