*Eldery man*: [...] and you see, I get this impression that God lends me a hand every now and then.
*Priest*: Oh, well this is nice, but how can you tell?
*Eldery Man*: It's in the tiny things... Like, for instance, last night, I went to pee and when I opened the door, He turned the light on for me.
*Eldery Woman*: You pissed in the fridge... again...
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