An elderly women decided to have her potrait painted. She told the artist: 'Paint me with diamond earrings, Diamond necklace, A ruby broach and a gokd Rolex.'
"But you are not wearing any of these things."
'I know' She said. 'Its in case I die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and i want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery.'
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