He said, "Before I let you in, I need to ask you some questions. Firstly, since this is a biker bar, do you even have a bike?"
The old lady replied, "Son, did you not see me ride up on my '65 panhead? That's it in the spot up front right there."
"Ok, This is a neutral bar, you're not representing some hardcore gang are you? We try to avoid gang politics here."
She replied, "Well, I was a Hell's Angel, but I'm retired...so what else?"
He asked, "Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"
She thought about it for a moment and said, "Not that I can recall, But I have been swung 'round by my nipples, is that good enough?"
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