...a can of peaches at the local grocery store. When she arrives at the courthouse for her hearing, the judge asks her "Why did you steal the can of peaches?" to which she replies "Because I was craving peaches very badly and had no money, sir. I am very sorry." The judge sits and thinks for a minute, and comes to a conclusion. "How many peaches were in the can that you stole?" "Three," replies the old lady. "Then you will be sentenced to three days in jail." Just as he is about to slam his gavel, an old man in the stands raises his hand. The judge looks at him and says "Can I help you?"
The old man replies "Yes, hi, I am this woman's husband. I believe she also stole a can of peas."
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