Having lived a full life, she decides that she wants to take her life into her own hands rather than wait for the inevitable. After some thought, she purchases a gun to shoot herself, but being cautious, she decides to ask her doctor to know the exact location of her heart. The doctor tells her that her heart is located just under the left breast.
Later that day, the old woman was rushed to the emergency room for a gunshot wound to the left knee.
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