He always looks at the menu for several minutes before ordering ham and eggs. One day the waitress decides to have some fun and she marks out ham and eggs on the menu. After about ten minutes of the man looking she walks over and says, "I'm sorry. I just scratched what you like."
He replies, "That's okay, just wash your hands and bring me some ham and eggs."
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