"Would you be willing to sleep with me for $1 million?” he asked her.
She looked him over. There wasn’t much to see—but still, $1 million! She agreed to go back to his room.
“All right then, “ he said. “Would you be willing to sleep with me for $100?”
“A hundred dollars!” she shot back. “What do you think I am, a prostitute?”
“We’ve already established that. Now we’re just negotiating the price.”
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