I went to go see a Muslim tribute act last night. They were called Bomb Jovi and man, they were awesome. Their last song, the classic "Living on A Prayer Mat" almost brought the fucking house down. Afterwards I got chatting to this girl... well, I think she was a girl. I couldn't see much but she had lovely eyes... and she told me she had the whole Koran on DvD. I asked her to burn me a copy... and then it all kicked off!
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