An Austrian drunk is passing by a cemetery, when he hears music, following the music, he finds its coming from a grave, frightened, he begins to run away and bumps into a policeman.
'Vere are you going at zis hour?' asks the policeman,
'Entschuldigung, I've been celebrating, I was walking past ze cemetery, when I heard music'
'Music? In ze cemetery?'
'Ja, but I'm drunk so might not be'
'Lets check it out.'
The cop hears the music too, and decides to go to the nearby church and fetch a priest.
The priest arrives and listens ' Ah! Zat is Herr Mozart's 5th symphony... but it is being played backvords, and zere, it is now the 4th, also being played backvords....'
The priest finally realizes ' Ah! Nothing to worry, it is just Herr Mozart decomposing'
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