The Austrian orders some (German) beer, the Australian orders some Whisky and the American was non alcoholic so he ordered some lemonade. Anyway, the Austrian gets into a fight with the Australian. The American being pals with the Australian wanted to fight the Austrian. But instead the American punched the Australian. You know why?
Americans couldn't tell the difference.
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