An aspiring oil tycoon's oil rig catches fire...

A company immediately shows up to the scene and offers to extinguish the fire and repair his oil rig for $100,000,000. The oil tycoon says, "Hell, at $100,000,000 I'll let the damn thing burn itself out and retire on what I've already made". The next day another company shows up at his door offering to at least extinguish the fire for $1,000,000. The tycoon responds by saying, "Hell, that might as well be $100,000,000 to me right now. I guess I'll just prepare to lose my livelihood". The next day a flat bed truck with 12 Mexicans on the bed and 2 in the cab roll up the tycoon's driveway. The driver of the truck gets out and says, "Hola, señor, what seems to be the problem?" The tycoon says, "Well if you'd open your eyes you can see what the problem is, I got an oil rig on fire and every day I get to step outside and watch my dreams and livelihood go up in flames". The Mexican responds with, "We can put your fire out, señor" and the oil tycoon says, "Name your price". The Mexican said, "My men and I can have this fire out in no time, Señor, and all we require is $10,000". Ecstatic and curious to see the Mexicans try to succeed the tycoon gives them the go ahead to extinguish the fire. The driver gets in his truck and heads toward the flaming oil rig with his crew. He drives the truck straight into the inferno burning up every man on the back of the truck as it rolled through. When it reached the other side the fire was snuffed out. The oil Tycoon, completely over joyed, ran toward the truck to meet the two survivors in the cab. The two Mexicans were smoldering as they stepped out of the cab and the oil tycoon said, "That is the damndest thing I've ever witnessed, boys, you sacrificed your entire crew to put out my fire! I didn't have an ounce of faith in you guys, but you did it! I gotta ask though, what are you planning to do with this $10,000?" The driver said, "First thing we are going to do, Señor, is get the brakes fixed on this truck".