An armed robber bursts into a pawn shop...

...owned by a Jewish gentleman.
"Your money or your life!" the gunman yells, as he points the gun in the owner's face.
The owner nods slowly, rubbing his chin, then says, "Mm hmm... How much for the gun?"

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