Every year a guy entered the state lottery hoping to win.

He never did!

Finally he prayed vigorously, hoping for God's message, he walked around a fair. A flash of lightning struck as he was passing Suzie's stall.

She was bending and he saw she was not wearing panties. He could see the number 7 written on both of her bums.

He bet on 77 as he thought God had given him a clue. He lost again ofcourse...

The winning number was 707 !

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