An American woman, a Japanese woman, and a Filipino woman joined a contest to know who had the widest gaping vagina.

The American woman stepped onto the stage and put in a can of coke in her vagina. The crowd clapped.

The Japanese woman stepped onto the stage and put in a big watermelon in her vagina. The crowd applauded.

The Filipino woman stepped onto the stage and put a coin in her vagina. The crowd booed. The Filipino woman held a microphone to her mouth. She sang to the tune of a jukebox. The crowd went hysterical.