It was getting crowded in heaven....(Kinda long)

So God decided to make a new condition that in order for someone new to get into heaven, they must have a bad day when they die. The rule was told to the gatekeeper so he could follow it from here on.

The first person who died had stepped up to the gate. The gatekeeper then proceeded to say, "Well sir, before I could let you in, I need to ask. How was your day today?" The man said, "Well to tell you the truth, it was absolutely terrible! I had suspicions that my wife was cheating on me for some time now, so I decided to come home from work early to see if I could catch her in the act. I got up to my 6th story apartment building, unlocked the door and thrust it open as fast as I can, to see my wife laying in bed half naked with a whole bunch of clothes on the floor. This makes me furious, as I go rampaging across the apartment trying to look for the bastard. I looked basically everywhere, until I see him hanging from the balcony of the story above us. I go out there and start socking him in the chest and stomach as hard as I could, trying to push him off, until he finally loses his grip and falls 6 stories down. I thought that would be the end of it, but I saw that he managed to break his fall on the way down by landing in a tree. So I went inside, grabbed the fridge, and hauled it out the balcony, where it fell right on top of em, killing the fucker! I was so exited and mad and pumped, that I had a heart attack from it, and now I'm here".The gatekeeper, fascinated by the story said, "Wow, you really did have a bad day didn't you? Go on through sir. The man obliged, and went on his way through the pearly gates.

The second man finally approached the gate, and the gatekeeper was eager to hear his story. He asked him how his day was to which he responded, "Well at first it wasn't too bad. I was starting out the day by getting an intense workout done on my 7th story balcony. But then I kinda got a little carried away a bit and found myself hanging from the outside of my balcony. To make matters worse, I see this crazy pissed off guy on the story below me thrust the door open, and started jabbing at my torso. I couldn't hold on any longer, and fell down about 6 stories to where a tree broke my fall. The last thing I remember was laying on my back in massive pain when I see a little dot start to get bigger. As soon as I could tell that it was a fridge, everything went black and I ended up here. The Angel told him, "That truly is a terrible way to go! Make your way through sir, i'll open the gates for you." The man proceeds through while the gatekeeper says to himself "I could get used to this. Hehe."

The the third guy goes up to the gates and the gatekeeper then says, "Hello there sir, before I could let you in, I must ask, how was your day?" The man then tells the gatekeeper, "You're never gonna believe what happened to me. Picture this, I'm naked, in a fridge..."