...and left his table to use the men’s room. He came out screaming.
The maitre d’ came quickly over.
“Monsieur! Monsieur! What is wrong?”
“I used the faucet for cold and the hottest water came out.”
“Ah, Monsieur, “c” is for chaud, which means hot in French.”
“But the other faucet has a ‘c’ on it too.”
“That ‘c’ is for the English word cold.”
“That’s crazy,” the American said.
“No, sir, not crazy,” said the maitre d’, “We are a bilingual city.”
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