The cheesemaker greets him with an enthusiastic smile, "*Ciao!* How-a may I help-a you-a?"
The American asks, "Do you have any Gouda cheese?"
The cheesemaker scowls and turns red in the face, then gesticulates around the room and yells, "It's-a all-a good-a cheese!!"
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