An American takes a sightseeing tour around London. While watching around he smiles and tells the guide: "Listen pal, why is everything so small here? Look at this building for example. In America it would be 10 times as big..."
An American takes a sightseeing tour around London. While watching around he smiles and tells the guide: "Listen pal, why is everything so small here? Look at this building for example. In America it would be 10 times as big..."
"I completely agree, sir! That's the madhouse."
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