An American, Russian, Cuban and Mexican...

... are riding a bus. The Cuban pulls out an expensive cigar, lights it, takes one puff and throws it out the window. The other guys yell, "Hey! What did you do that for? That was an expensive cigar!" The Cuban replies (in a Cuban accent), "Back in my country, we have many!" Then the Russian pulls out a bottle of expensive vodka, takes a swig and throws it out the window. The other guys yell, "Hey! What did you do that for? That was an expensive bottle of vodka!" The Russian replies (in a Russian accent), "Back in my country, we have many!" So the American picks up the Mexican and throws him out the window.

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