...he keeps to himself, but nothing is truly exciting for him. He meets a good number of people, but it's nothing outside of normal. One day he gets a knock on the door. He opens it to see a very large Scotsman. The Scotsman say "Sir, eye've seen ye livin' here for a time now, an eye believe it be the tyme to invite ye te a wild Scotsman's party." Interested, the American asks, "Well what normally goes on at a wild Scotsman's party?"
"Well," the Scotsman starts "There always goin' te be drinkin'. Ye goin' be gude te hold yer own?" The American replies, "I was quite the drinker in college, I'll be just fine."
"There's ulweys a fight," The Scotsman continues, "Scots and drinkin' at a Scotsman's party ulweys has some couple of arses fighting". "Well," The American responds, "I was part of the wrestling club at college as well, so if I'm one of the 'arses' caught in the fight, I should be able to hold my own."
"There's always secks!" The Scotsman continues, "hot, dirty secks of all kynds. Most uv th' tyme there's usually a couple jes' fuckin on the floor." The American laughs, "The college I went to had women looser than a 5 year old's shoelaces."
After agreeing to go, the American finally asks "Well, what should I wear to this 'wild Scotsman's party?'"
The Scotsman answers, "Jes' come as ye are, it's jes' goin' te be you an' me".
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