She asks the landlord where the toilets are. The landlord kindly points her in the direction of the toilet.
The lady returns to the landlord and says "You know you should really put a lock on the ladys toilets!" the landlord looked surprised and replied. "This pub has been passed through my family for hundreds of years, and not one person has ever attempted to steal the shit out of those toilets!"
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