So a teenage girl walks up to her dad, and asks to use the family car. The father agrees, but only if she gives him a blowjob. The daughter things this is really gross, but really needs the car at the same time. So she goes down on her dad.
A minute later, she looks up at him and says 'Dad, your dick tastes like shit.'
The dad thinks for a minute, then says 'Oh yeah, your brother has the car!'
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