The American is ordered to stand in front of the squad. He steps forward and the commander shouts
Ready, aim..
The American points behind the shooters and screams "tornado"
The firing squad turns around and the American sneaks away.
The French man comes up next and the commander shouts
Ready, aim...
"Avalanche" the French man screams and the firing squad turns away again and the French man escapes.
The polish man steps up next and the commander shouts
Ready, aim...
"Fire!!!" the polish man screams
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