The target has so far been kept confidential.
"Red 1 this is command. You are to target anything of importance in Kragujevac. Confirm, over."
"Command this is Red 1. Please repeat the name of the city."
"Red 1 this is command. Kragujevac."
"Krag-, Kragudgev-. Please repeat."
"Kragujevac"
"Kraagooveejatch. I don't get it, I can't understand it. repeat it again"
"Stand by". There is silence on the other end as command obviously discusses the situation. Finally, the radio crackles back to live.
"Red 1, this is command. Fuck it, just bomb Niš."
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