having a pint together. The Englishman says "So, how are you finding things here?"
The American says "I love it. The people are wonderful, the countryside is beautiful, the only thing is I still find it weird that you drive on the wrong side of the road."
"No," says the Brit, "you Yanks drive on the wrong side of the road."
"We drive on the *right* side of the road." says the American.
"No you don't. We do." replies the Englishman.
"No, we drive on the right. You drive on the left. Don't look at me, it's *your* language!"
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