An American, an Englishman and a Norwegian are sitting in a pub arguing on which of them are the best.
The American says "Well, when our Air Force is in the air, they are so massive you cannot even see a glimpse of the sky between them!".
"Thats nothing!" says the Englishman, "when our fleet lay side by side, you can walk from England to Ireland!".
"Thats nothing" the Norwegian calmly states, "when I'm fully erect I can have ten crows sitting on my junk".
The statement causes the American and Englishman to rethink. "Oh well", the former says, "I guess you can see some sky here and there..."
"Yeah", the latter replies, "I guess you have to jump a bit between the ships..."
"Yeah", the Norwegian says, "they're not exactly tightly packed the crows either..."
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