When they are taken captive by the local tribe. The tribal lead tells them "the bad news is, we are going to kill you. We will use your bones for our tools, your muscle for food, and your flesh for our canoes. The good news is, we will let you choose how we kill you.
The American chooses to be hanged. The Mexican chooses beheading. And the Canadian asks to be stabbed 1,000 times with a tiny fork.
As the Canadian lay bleeding out from 1,000 puncture wounds, the leader give him a puzzled look, and the Canadian replies,
"Good luck with your fucking canoes"
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