The three of them find a bottle in the sand and a genie appears. The genie says to them that he'll grant each of them three wishes.
The American says "I wish for alot of money". The genie grants his first wish. "I wish for even more money" The genie grants the wish again. "I want to use my third wish to go home". The genie teleports him back to America.
The Japanese man says "I want a beautiful girlfriend". The genie grants him his wish. "I want even more beautiful girlfriends". The genie grants him his second wish. "I want to go home". The genie teleports him back to Japan.
The Chinese man says "I'd like some rice." The genie grants his wish. "I'd like some more rice." The genie grants his second wish. "What would you like for your third and final wish?" asked the genie. The Chinese man thought about it for a while and said "I kinda miss those two, can you bring them back?" The genie teleports the two of them back into the desert.
The two of them are angry at the Chinese man but they come across another bottle. A genie appears and says "I will grant each of you one wish since I am not as powerful as the other genie."
The American and Japanese man cautiously tell the Chinese man to go first, afraid of what he'll wish for.
The genie asks "What would you like to wish for?" The Chinese man responds "I have enough rice. You can leave." And so the genie leaves.
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