An American man, a German man, and an Indian man are using the urinals in a public restroom. The American finishes first, washes his hands thoroughly, grabs a wad of paper towels, dries his hands and says, "I used a lot of towels because Americans do everything bigger!" The German finishes next, washes his hands thoroughly, grabs one paper towel, dries his hands and says, "I used just one towel because Germans are far more efficient." The Indian finishes up last, and walks out of the bathroom without washing his hands. The American comments to the German, "jeez, Indians are so dirty.. he didn't even wash his hands!"
The Indian man replies, "I didn't wash my hands because Indians don't piss on their hands."
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