Son:Mom, I also want 5 wives.one will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me
Mom:And one will put you to sleep
Son:No mom, i will still sleep with you
Mom's eyes filled up with tears ... God bless you son
Mom:but who will sleep with your 5 wives?
Son:Let them sleep with daddy
Daddy's eyes filled up with tears... God bless you son!
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