An American a Chinese and a Indian taking a long flight. This flight has no windows and they can't see outside. There is a small hole where you can put your hand out.
So first the American puts his hand out. Feels the air and says "Guys we are now flying over United States" and others ask how does he know. He replies "In my country our skyscrapers are so high I can touch them"
Time passes and the Chinese guy puts his hand out and says "Guys we are now flying over China" and others ask how does he know. He replies "In my country our industrial factories create so much smoke I can feel them"
Finally some time passes the Indian guy puts his hand out and immediately says "Guys that's it I'm positive we are now over India" because his response was really fast the other two puzzled asked how does he know?
He replies "When I put my hand out I had a watch in my hand and its missing now"
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