When wife asks her husband to fix a tap or a bookshelf he is always like "am I a plumber? am i a carpenter?" And didn't do things.
One day husband comes home and his wife tells him:
- I called a plumber today to fix the tap, he came and fixed it. In charge for his help he asked to blow him or to sing a song.
- What song have you sang?
- Am I a singer?
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