The undertaker is astounded by the size of his penis, so he decides to cut if off, put it in a box, and bring it home to show his wife.
When he gets home he takes out the box, opens it in front of his wife, and says "What do you think of this?"
His wife screams, "Oh my god, Max Goldstein is dead!"
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