An old man is sitting in his recliner guzzling down some vodka, and his 8 year old grandson starts to question him.
"Whats that?" The boy asked curiously.
"Vodka". The old man replies
After a few minutes the boy can't get his eyes off of the vodka.
"Can I have some?". The boy says practically begging.
"Can your penis reach your asshole?".
"No". The boy replies.
"You can drink some when it's able to".
About 10 years pass, and the grandfather sitting in his recliner is visited by his grandson, now 18. The boy has a bottle of vodka in his hand, gulping it down.
"Give us some of that boy". The old man says in a menacing tone.
"Can your penis reach your asshole". The boy replies.
"It sure can". The old man says smugly.
"Then go Fuck yourself." Says the boy.
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