An Afghan lands at a Pakistani airport, and walks up to the immigration desk.

He introduces himself to a Pakistan Immigration Officer, as

Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.

The surprised Pakistani Officer asks:

"But there is no sea in Afghanistan.

How can you be the Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping.?"

The Afghan replies:

"Wallah ya Habibi,

don't you have a Minister for Law & Justice in Pakistan?"

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