he doesn't know how to dance.
Proceeds to rang his dad and says "Dad, tell me how to dance, I can't figure it out".
"Ok son, step 1, imagine you have a 10 pence coin on each shoulder and you have to balance them" son starts to move shoulders up and down
"Ok step two, imagine there is a 50 pence piece on your hip and you have to balance that as well" So the shoulders move and then the hip pops
"Step three, imagine there is a 1 pound coin on the end of your penis" so its the shoulders, hip pop and thrust.
The boy goes back into the club, using his dads advice and is a storm. The girls love him. He proceeds to go home with one lucky lady.
They get down to business and again like dancing, it's the boys first time. Too excited to call his dad for advice again, he uses the same movement pattern "10 pence, 10 pence, 50 pence, 1 pound"
The girl is loving it demanding he go faster and faster to the point where he forgets the steps entirely and just does one thrusting motion and shouts
"ONE SEVENTY ONE SEVENTY ONE SEVENTY!!!"
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