Shortly after takeoff the Senior Air Hostess speaks over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen if I can have your attention for a moment. I regret to inform you that due to a mix up before takeoff, we do not have enough food for everyone on board. Our current stock is just 30 dinners. However we do have a fully stocked bar, so if anyone is willing to give up their dinner, we will happily supply them with alcoholic beverages, on the house, for the duration of the flight.
The attendants then proceed through the plane with the catering carts.
Afterwards, the Senior Air Hostess once again speaks over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen I would like to take a moment to thank you for your cooperation and inform you that we still have 30 dinners available on board for anyone who may be interested.
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