Amputee Virgin

A woman had been in a car crash and the freak accident had severed all her limbs. After her stubs had healed she tried to be active with her friends and go places. One such outing involved going to the ocean so even though she could not partake in most of the activities she agreed to go.

While there, her friends decided to play volleyball with a group of handsome young men. The woman laid back enjoying that her friends were having fun but it did not seem fair. Why did they get to have all the fun? She became very upset and, despite her usual calm demeanor, started to cry.

One of the gorgeous men playing volleyball was taking a break and saw the woman. Taking pity on her he sat down next to her and asked, "What's wrong?" The woman explained her ails while crying even more. The man hugged her close to try and comfort her. After she settled down they sate and talked for the rest of the evening.

The other girls came back around sunset, each one latched onto their new muscled friends. One of the woman's friends came up and told her she might need her own ride home since they all were getting rides back from these gentlemen. The woman started to cry once more but the man who stayed with her asked her again, "What's wrong?"

She spilled her guts. She told him how all her friends had these amazing love lives and she had always wanted to save herself and now, here they were again off to get fucked. She was angry and confused and sad all at the same time. Until the man said, "I could fuck you." The woman was taken aback at first but she thought this was probably her best chance for the rest of her life. Who would want to sleep with someone who had no arms or legs? So she said yes and he picked her up in his strong arms, lifting her as if she was just a doll. He was so warm and strong. He looked deeply into her eyes and slowly tightened his muscles out of nervousness. She closed her eyes expecting those beautiful lips to touch hers.

Then he threw her into the ocean and said, "Now, you're fucked."

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