There's an American, Japanese and Indonesian on a crew boat in China. The American lights up a cigarette with his zippo, and then throws the zippp into the sea. The Indonesian says "why you throw away your zippo? " the American replies "in America we have many zippos, I can get another one no problem". The Indonesian thinks this man is crazy. Then the Japanese checks the time on his casio watch, and after he throws the watch into the sea. "Why you do that" says the Indonesian. "In my country" replies the Japanese "we have many casio watches. I can replace no problem". Again the Indonesian thinks these two are both crazy.. Just then a Chinese man walks past and the Indonesian throws the man overboard. "Geez why did you do that! " replies the American. "You are crazy" says the Japanese. "No problem" replies the Indonesian "in my country we have many Chinese! "
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