Two hunters went out to the forest to hunt one day. While they were resting by a tree, a heavy branch fell and knocked one of the hunters out. The other hunter quickly whips out his phone and calls 911.
"911, what's your emergency?"
"my friend has just gotten knocked out. What should I do?"
"well, let's check if he's dead first."
The hunter's line stays quiet for a moment, and is then followed up by gunshots in the background.
The hunter then comes back to the phone- "What next?"
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