On a train there was a Canadian, an American, a beautiful
woman, and a very ugly woman. As they went under a tunnel, the
American was smacked in the face. The ugly woman thought to
herself, 'That American must have touched that beautiful woman,
and she smacked him...' The beautiful woman thought to herself,
'Obviously the American touched the ugly woman thinking it was
me, and she hit him...' The Canadian thought, 'I can't wait to
go through another tunnel, so I can smack this stupid American
again...''
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