All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done.

All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done. One night Grady heard a noise under his bed. Fearing it might be a burglar, he leaned over and whispered, Anybody there? No, said the burglar. That's funny, the boy said to himself. I could have sworn I heard a noise!

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