A disgruntled man walks into bar, bangs his fists on the counter, and exclaims, "All lawyers are Assholes!"
The bartender say, "I take exception to that!"
The man asks, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
The bartender says, "No, I'm an Asshole!"
It's an old one from my grandpa, but it always gets a chuckle.
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